THE BLANKET THAT CAN NEVER BE DRY

Hi! I'm Liz. I'm an angry white queer from the U.S. and I post basically whatever catches my interest. Mostly fandom stuff these days (Homestuck, Legend of Korra, a lot of other things.) A lot of text posts. Also I'm genderqueer, they/them pronouns please.

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scootermoto said: IM SORRY BUT DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK EREN JAEGER WOULD REMEMBER TO SHAVE

katharine now marie and i are discussing what it would be like if all the boys in snk had facial hair, see what you did

reiner: REALLY BIG BUSHY FULL BEARD he’s real proud
bert: average and well trimmed but kinda thin
armin: four wispy blond hairs on his chin, this boy cant grow a beard
conny: HE’S GOT A CHINSTRAP, HE’S AANG
jean: grows muttonchops b/c he’s the kind of guy who thinks muttonchops are cool
marco: eternal stubble to match his freckles
levi: a perfectly-trimmed toulouse-lautrec mustache

you’re fucking welcome

scootermoto said: i want him to be the head teacher of a hogwarts house but i dont know wich ooooone

oh dang i could totally see Pixis heading off Hufflepuff, he is a sweet but competent old weirdo enough for that to be his house haha.

AS FOR OTHER HOUSES man i kind of love the idea of Hanji being head of Ravenclaw, but im not sure who else for what…i could see Irwin as head of Gryffindor, definitely.  NOT SURE ABOUT SLYTHERIN THO hmmm

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UNMASKED - a podfic reading by Liz and Katharine

we felt this beautiful piece of literature deserved a professional recording

scootermoto replied to your post: man tho i do love certain periods of old French…

anywhere with castles

THATS A LOTTA PLACES KATHARINE

scootermoto replied to your post: so winter url suggestions???
should i be santamoto

yes (i also thought scootermerry but santamoto is way better)

scootermoto replied to your post: so have we figured out whether the horrible “image…
that explains why somebody replied to my oda nobunaga drawing with that picture of gaston going wall-eyed, doesn’t it.

yes

ive gotten some very odd chatlogs pasted into my posts lemme tell you

scootermoto replied to your photo: no one douche should have all those pearls
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it is just way harder to take malfoy seriously in this version of hp, harry legit can never get over how he lounges around in his poofy pants and tights, i takes years until malfoy starts getting all nasty before harry can actually have a proper rivalry with him

scootermoto replied to your postahh yes ok i think i have functioning designs for…
wait no!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that’s edwardian!!!!!! orz

katharine u r….my suteki history prince……thank u for trying….

i think its gonna be ok! i looked at some of the peasant dress and it….might work…orz

glamaphantom replied to your photo: Some civilian future fashion from my thesis!…
omg the hammer pants. amazeballs.

in the future we are all 80s

scootermoto replied to your photoSome civilian future fashion from my thesis!…
i love flat top guy
HE WAS ACCIDENTALLY WILL SMITH FROM FRESH PRINCE FOR A WHILE UNTIL I CHANGED THE COLOR SCHEME, whoops
Asker scootermoto Asks:
liz/gummi worms
angerliz angerliz Said:

gross / no / don’t ship / i’ve never thought about this ship but sure / ok / yes / fucking cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / flawlessi will ship them in hell

yes all of those adjectives