Here’s a little madlib for you, “The Illustrator’s Lament”:
No matter how many ( cool objects, people, or scenarios ) I draw, I will still be a ( self adjective ) ( self noun ) who will never ( fanciful action ).
No matter how many tough lady space marines I draw, I will still be a cautious nerd who will never fire an interstellar harpoon.
Kali Ciesemier, mercenary of illustration and harpooner of my heart.
kali you are the master of drawing the most badass ladies
the most badass
what do i have to do to be this woman, there should be a how-to included in this drawing
seriously she should publish a manual