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Hi! I'm Liz. I'm an angry white queer from the U.S. and I post basically whatever catches my interest. Mostly fandom stuff these days (Homestuck, Legend of Korra, a lot of other things.) A lot of text posts. Also I'm genderqueer, they/them pronouns please.

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got the grimdorks so hard lately
  • Liz: rose and john just don't
  • Liz: talk
  • Liz: in fic
  • Liz: and it is really disturbing!!
  • Liz: THEY ARE REALLY EXCELLENT FRIENDS
  • Roach: Like man sometimes I think about writing this rebuttal to London Rain
  • Roach: where John takes Rose to london
  • Roach: and they end up like sneaking into museums to draw boners on the statues foreheads
  • Liz: m,hkjmn;kj
  • Roach: and running around in the rain not having umbrellas
  • Roach: and getting drunk in awful sticky pubs and waking up under bridges in each other's clothes
  • Liz: wow rose this dress is surprisingly roomy!
  • Liz: Well your shoes are far too big for me.
  • Liz: I believe the local phrase is, "bugger."
  • Roach: yes
  • Roach: bugger
  • Liz: kjkldf yes
  • Roach: they say bugger constantly
  • Liz: they do
  • Roach: obnoxiously
  • Liz: they are such assholes about it
  • Roach: they have a contest
  • Roach: who can drop the worst britishism
  • Roach: in the most inappropriate situation
  • Liz: yes
  • Roach: John calls everyone chum
  • Roach: Rose deploys a strategic 'toodle pip'
  • Roach: that makes John hork toothpaste up his nose
  • Liz: yes
  • Roach: They probably get to second base in front of parliament
  • Roach: while it's like 50 degrees and raining
  • Roach: just because everything is so awful
  • Roach: and john waggled his eyebrows in this certain way
  • Roach: when a police guy clears his throat awkwardly in front of them they look up from the pavement
  • Roach: and Rose says
  • Roach: 'It's a fair cop, guv'
  • Liz: lkjdjfdsa;f
  • Liz: john is like
  • Liz: "ok. you win. you win all the britishisms forever. you win london. you win france."
  • Liz: to which rose replies " You win my underpants if we can find a nice enough bathroom"
  • Liz: the guard just stands there
  • Liz: coughing as though he was dying
  • Roach: yes
  • Roach: he is too british for this shit
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