THE BLANKET THAT CAN NEVER BE DRY: Archive

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nextian replied to your post: wait what is the Condesce running Derse WHAT also… It’s a reference to John’s terrible peanut allergy which is still for my money the funniest joke in act 1 ahhhhhhh thank you! i knew i was missing something easy i just couldn’t remember what! also thanks for everyone else who answered this

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wait what is the Condesce running Derse WHAT also i feel like the peanuts thing is a reference i am missing godddddd i hate that

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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.

shellimouto: litttlewitch: From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357 this is awesome

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How to tell if "derp" is ableist

roxanneritchi: onlytowardschaos | fuckthegenderpolice | fromonesurvivortoanother: When you look it up, do you get images making fun of people with downs, people in wheelchairs, and other disabled individuals? Do lots of people with disabilities insist over and over again that it’s ableist? If you answered yes to both, then guess what? It’s ableist! End of discussion. It fucking boggles...

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: I really love your Frontierland FST, I listen to it on repeat on 8tracks, but every time I go to download it from MU, it errors out on me! (As in, it will download half, then freeze forever.) I know it's a pain, but do you have it uploaded anywhere else? Or even just the instrumental parts because those are the ones I am having trouble finding on my own.

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: Minor nitpick on your Kanaya<>Karkat rec list: The last fic by Anonymous actually has a title, "we must give thanks that the end had magnitude."

Dec 31st

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bagelleee asked: do you have any karkat<>kanaya (or, hell, karkat/kanaya in general) ficrecs?

Dec 31st

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keishakips: i guess jane really isnt made of life

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batmanandsobbin: but seriously just imagine like Bro and Mom sprawled against each other on a couch staring at the unpowered robot in front of them her metal lip adorned with marker ‘stache her face empty, perfect, and gray as ash oh my god stop i can’t

Dec 31st

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wecansexy replied to your post: How much do you want to bet that Mom will kiss Jake and Bro will kiss Jane to wake them up or something along those lines? you cant wake someone up if their dreamself is dead yo. it would be like tavros and kanaya thing attention anon shelby brings up a good point! i honestly just wouldn’t mind mom/jane dead kissing??????? i am gross

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: How much do you want to bet that Mom will kiss Jake and Bro will kiss Jane to wake them up or something along those lines?

Dec 31st

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wecansexy: callin it, jane exploded, mom and bro are gonna get stabbed (bro w/ his own sword) and jake’s gonna get shot HA HA HA HA HA HA HA #IT FEELS SO GOOD…….TO KILL AGAIN…….

Dec 31st

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but if jane is dead how will everyone do the sex...

batmanandsobbin: angerliz: batmanandsobbin: angerliz: modtier: priorities people iiiiiink if Jane is dead how will i ever write/draw that threesome porn of her and Mom and Bro while Jake watches?????? whiiiiiiine guys I think you’re all missing a very important point which is what if Bro built Mom a Janebot and Mom punched him in the face and then cried on his shoulder ...

Dec 31st

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but if jane is dead how will everyone do the sex...

batmanandsobbin: angerliz: modtier: priorities people iiiiiink if Jane is dead how will i ever write/draw that threesome porn of her and Mom and Bro while Jake watches?????? whiiiiiiine guys I think you’re all missing a very important point which is what if Bro built Mom a Janebot and Mom punched him in the face and then cried on his shoulder !!!!!!!!!!! oh no oh...

Dec 31st

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but if jane is dead how will everyone do the sex...

modtier: priorities people iiiiiink if Jane is dead how will i ever write/draw that threesome porn of her and Mom and Bro while Jake watches?????? whiiiiiiine

Dec 31st

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LIZ AND TAZ'S KARKAT/KANAYA CHATLOG MEGAPOST PART...

Domestic Shenanigans Boogaloo Angerliz: karkat’s lips are ruining this picture Angerliz: Karkat Vantas: Unsexiest Lips uA: thanks for that, kanaya uA: all mentally uA: You Need Gloss Angerliz: OH MY GOD, SHUT UP Angerliz: WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT Angerliz: “YOU NEED GLOSS” Angerliz: JEGUS uA: hahahahahahahahha uA: yes Angerliz: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED IS SOME FUCKING...

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LIZ AND TAZ'S KARKAT/KANAYA CHATLOG MEGAPOST PART...

So a bunch of people have been asking for the chatlogs I mentioned in the tags when I posted this picture so I am providing them! This is mostly tumblr user urbananchorite and I squeeing over the idea of very intense pale-flushed-shenanigans of an ambiguous sort between Karkat and Kanaya in a very specific universe/setting—that is, the setting of and her pale fire she snatches from the...

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lesbiaaans: fandom nonsecret all i want in life is an episode (or five) of just the digimon hanging out and being adorable bros renamon would be like the cool older sister-slash-babysitter it’d be the best oh my god june i am having a legit feelings attack ohhhhhhhh my babiessssss

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Tumblr's Support Problem with 'Missing e'

missing-e: As many users have observed, Tumblr has recently given users a choice to uninstall Missing e or revoke support for your account. The reasons they give for suggesting that you uninstall Missing e are the worst-case scenario for installing browser extensions or browser modifications of any kind. However, Missing e is not a source of these kinds of problems. At worst, Missing e may...

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HEY GUYS

i still have a few unattended things in my askbox but i will be gone for most of the day visiting family so i will get to them when i get back, promise! this is also why you won’t find me on chat, etc. jsyk! i will get back to you when i get back!

Dec 30th

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Here have a drabble that won't get out of my head:

In Which Dave Strider, Here Portrayed As A Human Female, Meets Kanaya Maryam, Here Portrayed As A Troll Boy, On The Way To The Latter’s Date With The Former’s Brother, And Questions His Fashion Choices In A Cultural Misunderstanding The meteor’s hallways are long and dark, and thus not terribly friendly to you and your killer shades—to which you say too fucking bad, you...

Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: What is your policy on people coloring your work?

Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: I just- aaagh! Your writing style is really neat. You should draw/write more rule 63 stuff and all that jazz. Really love the characterization of it all. really great stuff.

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Anonymous asked: What was up with bros conversation with Jane that made you like him?

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Anonymous asked: Is there an alpha!kid that you don't really care for??

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