February 2012
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got the grimdorks so hard lately
Liz: rose and john just don't
Liz: talk
Liz: in fic
Liz: and it is really disturbing!!
Liz: THEY ARE REALLY EXCELLENT FRIENDS
Roach: Like man sometimes I think about writing this rebuttal to London Rain
Roach: where John takes Rose to london
Roach: and they end up like sneaking into museums to draw boners on the statues foreheads
Liz: m,hkjmn;kj
Roach: and running around in the rain not having umbrellas
Roach: and getting drunk in awful sticky pubs and waking up under bridges in each other's clothes
Liz: wow rose this dress is surprisingly roomy!
Liz: Well your shoes are far too big for me.
Liz: I believe the local phrase is, "bugger."
Roach: yes
Roach: bugger
Liz: kjkldf yes
Roach: they say bugger constantly
Liz: they do
Roach: obnoxiously
Liz: they are such assholes about it
Roach: they have a contest
Roach: who can drop the worst britishism
Roach: in the most inappropriate situation
Liz: yes
Roach: John calls everyone chum
Roach: Rose deploys a strategic 'toodle pip'
Roach: that makes John hork toothpaste up his nose
Liz: yes
Roach: They probably get to second base in front of parliament
Roach: while it's like 50 degrees and raining
Roach: just because everything is so awful
Roach: and john waggled his eyebrows in this certain way
Roach: when a police guy clears his throat awkwardly in front of them they look up from the pavement
Roach: and Rose says
Roach: 'It's a fair cop, guv'
Liz: lkjdjfdsa;f
Liz: john is like
Liz: "ok. you win. you win all the britishisms forever. you win london. you win france."
Liz: to which rose replies " You win my underpants if we can find a nice enough bathroom"
Liz: the guard just stands there
Liz: coughing as though he was dying
Roach: yes
Roach: he is too british for this shit
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hmm ok i should go to sleep but i am kind of jacked up on cupcakes rn
*sees someone reblogged old MONSTERstuck Gamzee<>Kanaya*
what if i drew
shoosh-papping
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dragonitehugs replied to your post: ok the best thing that came out of tonight was the…
what if i did that when i came out to my therapist tomorrow
don’t forget to hum the theme afterwards, that is critical
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fictionspacecowboy replied to your post: ok the best thing that came out of tonight was the…
hahaha let me guess how you got that
it was actually the world’s weirdest segue we were talking about weird names for genitalia and one girl said she always wanted to call her vagina Optimus Prime so she could yell AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT when she was having sex with her boyfriend
and then i...
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ok the best thing that came out of tonight was the idea that the next time i have to come out to someone as trans* i am going to tell them i’m a trans….former
ROBOTS
IN
DISGUUUUUIIIIIISE
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EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED.JPG
a summary of my evening
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Break Up Girls! - A "Rise And Shine" FST
angerliz:
This is an FST inspired by Rise and Shine, a fic by roachpatrol.
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Tracklist and notes below the cut!
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reblogging this again because i am actually pretty proud of it! yep.
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cognizes asked: liz you okay??? i mean STUPID QUESTION but is it anything an outside party could help with? bc if you ever need anything -- i mean i know you don't really know me but i'm always here to help k? hope things look up :/
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magpizza asked: You're wrong, Liz! Shipping is serious business! Like so serious. I am like this :| I am so serious right now. About shipping. Seriously.
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rolls over, vomits, dies
if i live through this night i deserve a medal
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goodbyepoohs asked: in the anon's defense while rose/kanaya interactions are like over-the-top awkward and almost-affectionate i never did quite get the vibe that they are TOTALLY CANON like most people did? i mean the subtext is there and it's precious but rose and kanaya are both so wrapped up in other elements of the plot i was surprised to see that pairing was as popular as it was. something about that...
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cognizes replied to your post: roxanneritchi replied to your post: how is reading…
kanaya’s nervous rambling is the most blatant clue to me tbh
seriously and the fact that a lot of Kanaya’s interpersonal narratives (re: Vriska and Rose in particular) are so deeply and obviously coded as queer i am sometimes just BWUH when people refuse to see the massive crushing going on with her....
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roxanneritchi replied to your post: how is reading an instructional guide to a game a romantic confession at all jw
well anon kanaya is obvs crushing on rose as evidenced by her repeated reads of the instruction manual & the fantasizing she’s done re: rose thru such reads + her nervousness about talking to exciting clever rose vs lack of nervousness re: others so
all of this, yes
and you...
like FYI for everyone because apparently we need...
every over-emphatic statement i make about shipping is 90% facetious and/or i don’t give a fuck if you don’t agree it’s goddamn fictional characters smooching
~if it helps just imagine everything i post to my blog is phrased like this~
~*~*~*~sarcasm font~*~*~*~
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Anonymous asked: how is reading an instructional guide to a game a romantic confession at all jw
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i just remembered the time Stina and i were sitting in my room talking about hamsteaks and at one point i was like “haha man tho it would be so amazing if Rose/Kanaya actually became a thing i would seriously shit myself”
and she just whipped her head around and stared at me, and said, with 100% seriousness
“wait”
“Rose/Kanaya isn’t canon?”
proud...
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incandescentq replied to your post: It’s sort of a random question, but do you know what the “*” in trans* stands for? Google and Wikipedia aren’t helpful. Also, keep being awesome, Liz c:
Google and Wikipedia wouldn’t help because * is the wildcard character in much of search, programming, and code-writing. “R*” is all words starting with R, “*ed” is all words ending in ed, and “trans*” is all...
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abigcorpseparty asked: I really enjoy your taste in music!
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Anonymous asked: thank you for not including you are my sunshine in the fst. i think that would have ended me
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Anonymous asked: It's sort of a random question, but do you know what the "*" in trans* stands for? Google and Wikipedia aren't helpful. Also, keep being awesome, Liz c:
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Fighting Chance
specialsari:
And then they went and got ice cream and decided a boy wasn’t worth ruining their friendship over. The end!!!!
Dammit Jane, stop making me feel bad for shipping Jake/Dirk >8’I
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iseebreadpeople asked: Hi, as the author of Remember, can I just say that it's really super flattering and awesome and amazing and stuff to see art based on my fic? It's really great art, and I'm really glad to have had a part in it. (Also I'm now following you because I think you're a stellar person.)
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no liz stop falling asleep
like yes ok you have to be up in like 6 hours but that is so long from now finish this drawing
tomorrow is gonna suck you should finish this drawing so you have something to focus on
yes
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Anonymous asked: ...How is your art so beautiful? How do you even do that? And no, I didn't send this the wrong askbox, so don't even say it! Your art is phenomenal, it really is.
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goodbyepoohs asked: just so you know your rise and shine FST is perfect in every way. i never thought i'd be listening to soundtrack for a fanfiction but here i am and i have no regrets
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POOP THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE DAMMIT TUMBLR
WELL OK THE LONG OR SHORT OF IT WAS RORY YOU ARE A SWEETHEART AND I ADORE YOU IN THE WAY A SMALL CHILD ADORES CAKE OR VISITS TO THEIR KINDLY GRANDPARENTS
also to anyone who’s trying to chat with me, i actually really appreciate y’all checking in on me! i am just not capable of handling more than one conversation at a time atm at all. I LOVE YOU GUYS YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND I AM HAPPY I HAVE SUPPORTIVE BUDDIES <3333
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Anonymous asked: i really really love your stories and thoughts about trans* homestuck characters! i usually find it offensive but when you do it i find it really endearing and it makes my heart feel really warm at the thought of people being ok with their gender while in a relationship and i don't know it just makes me feel really comfortable! thank you and thank you for making me feel less weird for...
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idontwanttobeawaiter asked: This ask message is actually a hug.
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Anonymous asked: for the record, surgeons I have heard are gq-friendly: Medalie, Garramone, Steinwald. there are probably others as well. [and Medalie is awesome, I ended up going to him for mine]
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supey replied to your post: thoroughlymad replied to your post: hahaha the…
ive met more than a few genderqueer people who’ve had top surgery. there are therapists/docs who’ll write you a letter and surgeons who will perform it even if you’re not a guy. it’s becoming more common as more non binary people are able to be out.
ah, well that is p amazing
i’m sorry if i’ve sounded...
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thoroughlymad replied to your post: hahaha the worst thing about suddenly having…
apparently tjgsa had a genderqueer individual visit who was living as not a dude and had had top surgery.
so do you know anything else about this mystical individual or what
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hahaha the worst thing about suddenly having stronger feelings about getting rid of my breasts is like, “whoops, probably never gonna happen unless i pretend to be a dude”
:””’)