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[Excerpt compiled from MBMBaM 437: A Silent Chug. Press J to automatically scroll past long transcript!]
Griffin: Uh, Travis has, uh, set up, uh, “buttercupisagood”…”good”…”girl”…
Travis: “buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com”! And let me say this–
Griffin: Tops.
Travis: –uh, we have got ourselves a second dog. Her name is Lily, she is ALSO a very good girl, dot com, and as soon as I get enough pictures of her, I will be building another Squarespace website called “lilyisaverygoodgirl.com”–I should go buy that now before this episode goes up–
Griffin: Yes.
Travis: –and just go ahead and sit on that–
Griffin: I mean, the real competition, I think, is you need to do it before Justin does it, ‘cause he–
Travis: Oh, no!
Griffin: –yeah, the, Juice, the race is on, if you’ve recovered, and are able to [indecipherable]
Travis: Alright, well, he’s gonna be way faster at it than me! Oh, sorry, I’m racing Justin!
Griffin: Yeah, I can’t wait to see the results of this.
Travis: I’m just gonna lose it, he needs this. Umm–
Justin: I NEED it? I don’t– I don’t need your CHARITY!
Travis: [a single loud lumberjack guffaw]
Justin: Don’t need your CHARITY.
Travis: Okay, then, you read the next one while Iiiiiii get it.
Justin: Alright, yeah, you grab it, Trav. Go for, it bud! Get it, Trav, get it! I don’t have it!
Travis: Oh no, did you already get it?!
Griffin: [the delighted cackling of a crow]
Justin: You have any troubles getting it, bud?
Travis: [slightly higher pitch] Did you already get it?!
Justin: Aww, bud, I got it three weeks ago, bud!
Griffin: [ascends to a higher plane of corvine joy]
Travis: No…
Justine: No, I got it when you adopted the dog, bud!
Travis: Oh, no…
Justin: You shouldn’t have texted me that you were getting a dog before you got the URL of your dog! OBVIOUSLY!
Travis: oh, no………..
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